Uhmanduh

PS

2003-06-20T04:15:04Z

Cool and calm? SHIT thats a good one. You can call me cool and calm the day you call me a liberal

One day of school left and I dont get my homework

2003-06-20T04:13:30Z

The sex part is true...god i hate sex...and u know that would be cool to be leader of the free world. And WTF is chinny? If anything it should be nosey cause a I have a huge one.

bruisednbroken
Magic Number	7
Job	Leader of the Free World
Personality	Chancer
Temperament	Cool And Calm
Sexual	If I Have To
Likely To Win	Some Lubricant
Me - In A Word	Chinny
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Hmmm...

2003-06-12T02:41:37Z

You know what really bothers me...whiny pussy babies who have to talk shit to each other online thru livejournal. Hmmm heres a CRAAAZY idea, why dont you all stop being cry baby bitches and actually talk to each other FACE TO FACE...HOLY SHIT I KNOW ITS OUT OF CONTROL BUT TRY IT. Act like adults instead of a bunch of little teenage girls.

I"m not gunna lie...

2003-06-04T22:35:23Z

*I got 100% of my child psych test
*I got a B+ on both my other tests
*I'm gettin a new cellie when i get home!!!
*My room looks naked because i'm taking everything down in preperation to move upstairs
*My sisters birthday is in a week or two...go Dianna...17...its ur golden birthday!
*I can't wait to get home to go to the beach
*My babys are commin to visit me at the end of the month
*Only 2 1/2 weeks of school left!!
*People are so gay, its out of control
*I totally broke my molds and let my feelings run free...dunno what the real outcome will be but hopefully good
*Got my nose pierced
*I have an ear ache right now
*I am so worn out and tired
*I dont have english all next week! THANK UUUUUUUUUU
* I feel like i've missed out on my whole life
*I need to do soemthing amazing, and out of character
*I have nothing left to say
*I've changed my major AGAIN...this time to art
*I wanna go to cosmotology school after college and open up my own place for young kids to get there hair done
*ok i'm really done this time

I think your ugly

2003-05-19T03:53:56Z

I'm so sick of everyone, and I just dont care anymore. If you think i'm a bitch, i dont care. You can suck on my fuckin ass. Everyone I have ever trusted or been a part of my life has found someway to stab me in the back. I dont trust you. I dont like you. You are scum.Take that and suck on it for a while

BAM!! THIS SHIT WAS DESTINY

2003-05-13T01:39:15Z

You are Jean Grey!

Beautiful and smart, you are still just beginning
to fulfill your potential. You have a strong
sense of right and wrong, but are open to
discussion and changes of opinion.
Unfortunately, when it comes to love you are
often torn between two options, and can never
seem to make up your mind.

Which X-Men character are you most like?
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Yummy...

2003-05-13T01:35:43Z

I would have gladly taken Wolverine or Pyro too...mmmm

Your ideal mate is Bobby Drake. With his innocent
sweetness and his boyish good looks, how can
any girl go wrong? He's the type of guy to
supply you with all the TLC that you can
handle, and he'll always be there for you when
you need moral support, or just a shoulder to
cry on. Though he is still young, he lacks the
experiences of life, and can be naive.

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YO Mami I got that X if you into takin drugs...

2003-04-29T16:45:36Z

Ok I have just been thinking about the whole past year, and how long its been, and I couldnt help but think

A)what fuckin DORKS I met this year at school. I mean come on now, like seriously, I dunno why I associated myself with them cause on any other terms I would not have been caught dead talkin to them in public. FOR REAL these kids were some first class grade A losers, to the fifth power. And some of the pathetic stories they had about not having girlfriends in high school or how they didnt have that many freinds...yah see there is a reason for all of this, and you need to realize it..YOUR IN DENIAL. Can someone please tell me why we talked to them? Anybody? Anybody? Now, you all may think i'm bein a bitch, but i'm just pointin out the obvious here. Do we still talk to them? NO Do we even try? NO See there are reason for it, ya'll know its true.

B)Just cause a guy is cute doesnt mean much. I mean I'm talkin psycho's over here. Dont call someone more then five times a day...that's not healthy. It's called space, there's yours and here's mine...stay out of my bubble.

C) I make the best dinner's known to man...nuff said

D) It is possible for me to take on a man double my size. I am one badass mother fucker. You want some of this? No you dont. Yah I didnt think so. WHAT

I cant think of much else to say becasue I have OCD and I cant help but think what a pack rat I am and how much stuff I'm gunna have to move when I move to the upstairs room next year. I hate having things not done, I just wish I could move now...this is pissing me off greatly. Ok off to clean and get rid of some unneeded things.

Once upon a time...

2003-04-10T03:55:29Z

In a land where fairy tales dont exsist, their was a girl. And as many fairy tales start off this girl, well she met a guy. And this guy was the best guy in the world. And as tradition goes along, this girl and boy fell in love. And it was the best kind of love, first love, inoccent love, the purest love there is. But fairy tales usually end in a good way, and this one doesnt. See the girl was difficult and the boy broke the girls heart. And it was the most unhappy time for the girl ever. But the girl finally moved on and realized that sometimes fairy tales do have happy endings in twisted ways. And after all was said and done, and although she misses the love they once had, all she really wants is...her best freind back.
I miss my best freind.

Look at how goddamn ugly the stars are...

2003-03-28T04:40:56Z

I'm tired
I still have to walk Teddy aka the monster
My economics test was hard as hell
I'm tired
I ate three krispy kremes and i feel like exploding but in a good way
I have class early tomorrow
I like boys
I have recently met some boys
This is good
I have been eating salad non stop
Kraft Ceasar Vinigarette with Parmesan is off the heezy for sheezy
We got a basketball hoop outside our house
ALOHA
Nuff said
I havent gotten anything peirced or tattooed in the while, its time for a new one guys
My ex thinks I still want him...for some reason this severely grosses me out, i am gunna have to clear this one up asap
This kid on faternity life is all hairy and shit and its gross
Ok well its countdown to Teddy walking time, Aunt Amanda gets to play with the little monster, he will most likely bite me...yay for biting...not so much

Anti-War = Anti-American = Anti-1917-1

2003-03-22T03:11:48Z

Ok first of all round of applause to President Bush, he knows exactly what hes doing and I give mad props to everyone up in Washington. Second off, all you hippie liberal fucks need to actually watch what is going on. We are trying to liberate a country for the sake of the Iraqi people. You are all ignorant and stupid, I'm sick of your anti war shit all over campus. You have no true patriotism...I am all for free speech and sayin what you will, but this is a time of war, when the whole country should come together we are all divided. Everyone needs to support those men and women over in the middle east right now. If you are so anti war, please do us all a favor and leave our country. You can go and live with the worthless French people. Just think you can be a spineless piece of shit AND not shave your pits, what a deal! The walk out at school was probably the most pathetic thing I have ever seen, you can protest till your faces turn blue but all you are doing is wasting your time and everyone else around you. Hey look around...all that your doing...not making a BIT of difference. SO I say fuck you anti-war worthless assholes. Support your country and your troops.

I'm into havin sex, aint into makin love...

2003-03-16T05:27:07Z

Spring break is over and that sux ass I dont want ot go back to school because well I dont want ot do work. Only a little over a month to go!!!! Thank god. SO I dont have much to say cause I'm MAD tired cuase I got no sleep last night. But I did make some good break thrus this break, I realized I can be freinds with somone and thats it, and thats fine with me. NO need to yearn for things you cant have, or dont really need for that matter. ANd on that note i will leave you all with my spring break anthem...
Sippin on coke and rum I'm like so what i'm drunk, its the freakin weekend and i'm bout to have me some fun!!!

Are you a robot? If so what type of powers do u have?

2003-03-06T07:10:39Z

You are StrongBad. You hate everyone, especially
HomeStar. Your e-mails and prank calls are
hilarious. You're my favorite character. You
try to be evil, but sorry, being shirtless with
boxing gloves just isn't scary. Don't worry
what everone else thinks because hey, they are
all "crap for brains".

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DAMN BEING A WOMAN

2003-03-06T06:52:48Z

I know that most of you dont care and dont want to hear this but I JUST GOT MY PERIOD... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?! God this totally puts a shit in my spring break plans. DAMN BEING A WOMAN DAMN IT ALL TO HELLLLLL!!!!!!

Fuuuuuuuuck

2003-03-02T06:22:45Z

you are the "I hate you so bad" happy
bunny. You hate everyone and eveything and your
not ashamed of it.

which happy bunny are you?
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If you dont like it, then get the fuck out...no seriously get the fuck out

2003-02-27T06:01:44Z

I am SO fucking sick of these anti-war rally's.Seriously if you dont like it leave, go live in Canada or something. I'm sure that the president gives a fuck about your stupid ass standing out there picketing. You have your views, thats fine but sorry you are NOT goin to make a difference. You are just wasting your time. I have TONS of liberal freinds, and I am pretty much the only republican conservative in the bunch and that is fine, they are my freinds but SHIT I cant stand liberal points of view. They give me a fuckin headache, the way they think baffles the fuck outta me. To all u ppl who hate the president, fuck you...yah the last democratic president was fucking GRAND, go bill clinton. Seriously I hate that worthless SOB but I didnt say stupid shit like "i'm leaving the country if that asshole wins" or anything like that. U dont like Bush? Get the fuck over it. We are goin to war, shit happens, thats the way this world is, thats the way it always will be. We have been since day one, how do u think america came to be in the first place? I am defending the act of war? No i'm not, its the last option we should have. Do I want to go to war? Of course not, who would want that. Do I totally support the presidents decision to go to war? FUCK YAH I do. It what we have to do, sorry we arent all gunna sit down and have a pow wow and figure everything out. I think that most of the anti war ppl are anti american. Your welcome ot comment all you want on this and I"m sure I'll get something back, but whatever you say I dont really care casue this is how I think, so dont preach to me.

I <3 the Bush family

2003-02-19T18:37:43Z

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If it says boil two cups a salt, you boil two cups of salt...

2003-02-18T19:41:17Z

Nick, Chris, Robby, Justin, Daniel and Craig sent me flowers today!! How fucking cute are they?!?!? Nobody ever sends me shit like that so it was a very pleasant surprise to wake up to. Today is a lazy day casue I just woke up, and well I dont want to do anything. Actually I might go work out before I go to my pottery class tonight. I cannot do pottery anymore I swear, I have only made ONE thing in the past couple weeks cause everything else keeps fucking up. I'm getting mad, and seein art is the only thing I"m good at and now i'm failing at it, doesnt make me feel that motivated. CRAPPERS. Ok well i'm out like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. PEACE ONE LOVE HOLLA

Donald Duck never wears pants...so why should I have to?

2003-02-16T23:24:20Z

Overall I have a great family who gives me everything and freinds who would go to the end of the world and back for me...yet I am still utterly unhappy. Why? And then I think that if I have all this wonderful stuff and I am miserable then people who have nothing must be two thousand times more unhappy then me...but that is not always the case, so why am I this person who has everything but is unhappy minority? Maybe some people are just happy and some arent, and thats just the way it has to be. Or maybe there is something out there that can make me happy and I am just so blinded by my unhappiness that all that makes me happy is wizzing by me and I dont even notice. Or maybe the one thing that did make me happy I lost a long time ago, due to faults of my own. I guess I will never know, cause the answers to everything arent just layed out on a golden road for you to fall upon, it seems I have to crawl through all the perils of the world just to get some simple questions answered. And I dont think i'm doing a very good job, cause all of my wonders still lay unanswered and unfinished. I would totally get voted off the island. Its like those stupid rubrics cubes...you know exactly how everything is suppose to go, but its impossible to get there. You twist and turn but one little thing stops it from being perfect. And then when you finally get there, and you finally finish, you think thats it? Thats what took me so long to do? And then what do get for it, besides the fact of satisfaction? Nothing really, just some stupid little colored cube. Sure you could throw it at cars or something and that would be totally funny, but overall its just some dumb little box that is meaningless and worthless. And so in the words of porky pig.....Thats all folks

This is what i'm talking about...

2003-02-16T22:10:44Z

http://www2.dreamworksrecords.com/afi/ecard/valentinesday/ecard.html

bruisednbroken @ 2003-02-15T19:30:00

2003-02-16T00:33:23Z

I have in recent moments just found out that Trick doesnt just love the kids...but he also loves the dolphins!!! He has tons of shit in his crib rep repin Miami...what up Trick!

My Anti-Valentine Post

2003-02-15T21:48:05Z

This is a long one guys so be ready to read...

Ok well the past two days have been just LOVELY. I went to class and that sucked. And everyone was all lovey for STUPID FUCKING Valentines. Well yesterday I felt like absolute shit and was depressed as all hell so I thought to myself hmmm I could use a nap, what would make me take and nap and also enhance my mood? Drugs are bad kids, its not excuse to take them but yah I did, but I dont care what u guys think no offense...so yes I ingested some drugs. So I take my bar, pass out and I guess Chris and Chris came over but I dont recall any of that happening...Neways after that Taylor, Jason, Chris and Ricky came over and we went to the show at Flloyds, meanwhile I am still severly fucked up, so we go to the show and park where MIGHT I ADD me and Taylor were very wishy washy about but we parked there neways. So after All American Rejects Taylor was hungry. So barred out amanda and hungry taylor went to McDonalds for like an hour. When we got back there was no car. Hmm? Where could it be..oh i know...TOWED. So we sat around in the parking lot and acted stupid for a while till Saves the Day Ricky called the Tow company and the safe bus. Way to take charge Ricky! So we act drunk in the safe bus, which may I add I swore I would never ride, but in my condition last night i'm proud I remember I was in a vehicle. So I get home and thankfully Robyn lets me in, and I get on my little old computer. And I start talking to Jeff, and ask him for some bars to bring home for over spring break (I know what u guys are thinking and no i dont do drugs a lot and i'm not a bartard, I am an ocasional doer and spring break is a time for fun, dont judge me, just hold me and love me)So he says no,which is totally cool with me, cuase if I have them or i dont it doesnt really matter they arent and important part of my life. So I was like ok ass thanks for nothing, totally joking and he starts yelling at me!! I dont appreciate when ppl say fuck you your a fucking bitch. Or Fuck you you stupid fucking cunt bitch. See to me thats not ok, and nobody talks to me like that. So he can go fuck himself and I am never talking to him again. OH and he also told me to go starve myself...and for those of u who know me really well u know thats a sore subject for me... Neways then my rents keep callin me today and bitching about my bank account and they wont get off my ass and i'm not inthe mood to put up with anyones shit. And to top it off, I just feel like ass...for undisclosed reasons.

And the ONE thing good that happened to me is I won somehting from ebay...on a bad note some bitch is battling me for soemthing else I really want. Could this weekend get any worse? Yah i bet it can...

I hate Valentines day...aka The Devils Holiday

2003-02-15T06:50:30Z

I seriously cant stand this day.It just reminds me how sad and alone I am. And how I wish things could be fixed and different but they're not.

A long time ago I thought I found something true. I thought the only thing I needed is what I got from loving you. But all the things I thought I knew, were all the things I couldnt see. For what I thought was true, was false and you never really loved me.

Thats one of my new ones, enjoy it...and on another note taylors car got towed...yah mass kaos. Our live rock...we pretended to be drunk and took the safe bus...oh lordie

Well shit, I coulda told u that

2003-02-10T03:16:13Z

Where do you fall on the liberal - conservative political spectrum? (United States)
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Ca$h Muny whut!

2003-02-06T03:35:24Z

After the party it's the Waffle House
If you ever been here you know what I'm talkin about

Yah you know what i'm talkin about...WURD